What is Monday's Moral?
Monday, Monday…
Button breaks on the way to the bathroom. I picked it up. Broken through, stitching still in place. I’ve been wanting to get these to the dry cleaners. Nature is still calling and I need to answer. I have some throne time to text my wife the day’s ordeal.
Me: Oh, my button just broke. Good thing I still have a latch hook, inside button and a belt!
Me: Come to think of it, am I paranoid about pants falling off. I mean really, all these button. Maybe it is for the stress that a pants' waists will endure over its lifetime.
Me: I think this means I need to get my pants to the dry cleaners
Wife: LOL, Sorry Babe. Hang in there (don’t hang out) :)
Me: You made me laugh, jiggling my whole body. Now I’ve pee’d on the back of my pants.
Wife: LOL. Sorry. Wet and broken. What a day!
2 minutes pass
Me: Glad they have high powered dryers here.
Moral of the story?
Button breaks on the way to the bathroom. I picked it up. Broken through, stitching still in place. I’ve been wanting to get these to the dry cleaners. Nature is still calling and I need to answer. I have some throne time to text my wife the day’s ordeal.
Me: Oh, my button just broke. Good thing I still have a latch hook, inside button and a belt!
Me: Come to think of it, am I paranoid about pants falling off. I mean really, all these button. Maybe it is for the stress that a pants' waists will endure over its lifetime.
Me: I think this means I need to get my pants to the dry cleaners
Wife: LOL, Sorry Babe. Hang in there (don’t hang out) :)
Me: You made me laugh, jiggling my whole body. Now I’ve pee’d on the back of my pants.
Wife: LOL. Sorry. Wet and broken. What a day!
2 minutes pass
Me: Glad they have high powered dryers here.
Moral of the story?
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